Jester

I had a krazer, but I threw it at my brother in a fight, and it broke in half.

So I went to the Verizon store and found out I was eligable for upgrade.

So I asked for a new krazer, but the guy facepalmed and said they don't make them anymore.

I was going to get a Droid, but xPutridImp has one, and I don't want to be like xPutridImp in any way.

So I got a Chocolate Touch. I had the original but it sent messages by itself and stuff, but he promised ...

...eat it with the peanut butter side on the top? Or do you eat it with the jelly side on the top?

I'll give you guys a hint: The proper way is jelly side up.

What has science done?

I creep foward about 3 inches at a time, and watch all of the cars behind me do the exact same thing, as if they're gaining so much time by moving up a few inches.

I think it's pretty amusing to see, because I'll do it every 30 seconds, and they'll continue to do the same thing.

He produces some very beautiful music.