Moronic Conundrum

Fuck you generic white people for being so generic you piss me off.
Fuck you pretentious clarinet players I don't give a fuck if you're better than me you've been playing a lot longer than I have been playing.
Fuck you W line for having such an obscure bus schedule seriously fuck you.
Fuck you facial hair for growing so randomly you are so fucking annoying go to hell you little fucker.
Fuck you racist employers who won't ever fucking hire me I'm more qualified than these other pieces of shit rot in hell you pieces of shit.
Fuck you professors with thick accents I don't give a fuck if your competent enough to teach if I can't fucking understand you fuck yourself.
Fuck you facebook people who make generic status updates you might as well share the same facebook accounts or better yet kill yourselves.
Fuck you Chemistry department for having such obscure class hours making my schedule all fucked up and shit go fuck yourself.
Fuck you people who bike just because you bike doesn't make you eco-friendly and even if it does I really think you should kill yourselves.
Fuck you bitch in spanish class who irritates me so fucking much your face says I want cock well I hope you choke on cock one day and die.
Fuck you my gay green cellphone for having such an annoying wake me up alarm sound shut the fuck you're so annoying just shut the fuck up please and let me sleep.
Fuck you deadmau5, Paul Oakenfold, and Armiin Van Buuren for establishing so many cliche crap bullshit electronic music you make me want to vomit fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you
FUCK YOU