my complicated life that's really not that complicated

tl;dr - might fuck a milf


now i work at a dmv doing car titles and shit, i've never said it here but for the sake of the story, it'd be easier if you knew where i worked.

so this milf (around 35 or so) comes in and im working the info desk, she asks "my husband and i are getting a divorce, how would i get his name off the title", i give her the shit she needs, and she leaves

yesterday she came in again, i was playing on my phone at the "auditing counter" where we do the paperwork, shes standing in line and a co-worker calls her over, and is like "oh here you go maam, joe can help you out" just to be a dick and make me work. she recognizes me and yadda yadda. she didnt have what she needed even though i told her exactly what the fuck she needed, so i was joking around with her, talking about the blackhawks and shit etc...

she leaves, when she gets to the door she runs back to me, asks one more question, says she'll come back tomorrow, then leans in a bit and says "when this divorce is final, we'll have to hook up "

i didnt fucking expect that so i just smiled but she started walking away right when she said it so yea. atleast i didnt look like that much of an idiot.


so she comes back today, and im back up at the info desk. i see her and smile and say "Heyy you came back to see me " i forgot what she says but we bullshit some more then i give her a number to go get her title taken care of and i say "come and say goodbye to me before you leave", "oh absolutely"

she's about to leave and stops by, i ask if everything went ok with the title, she says yea, then im like "so when you were here yesterday, you said something as you were leaving but i didn't catch what you said exactly". she laughs and comes in close and says "i said that when the divorce is all finished, we should hook up"...i chuckle and say "well why do we have to wait?", she chuckles and says "dont want anymore drama with the husband until hes gone, but it'll be soon, don't worry".

damn.


/end putrid-esque rant